Gnome Plumbing/Regulators/Solenoids ordered! The moon and stars aligned, the checks cleared, the flamingo entrails foretold it an opportune time on the commodities market as pegged to a basket of human and gnomic currencies...and the trigger was pulled. Next comes the screwing....together... of the parts. In other fantastic news Rockstar Margret used her superpowers to obtanium us 100 gallons of MeOH from the Coachella fuel dump. Oh happy day indeed, The gnomes will be drinking lAMbruSCO tonight!

JDV has returned from Top Secret negotiations with the Gnome representatives at an undisclosed location in the Poconos of Pennsylvania. Wait does that count as disclosure? Anyway lets just say nobody puts Gnomie in the corner.

BRC LLC Contract Signed

yes, the rumors are all true, team-Gnome went to the bmOrg HQ Friday and signed on the dotted line . Red Hats were worn. Courtesy beverages were consumed. We hammered out the gnomenclature and discussed all the hoopties that we will be jumping thru to get our gnomey hands on fat stacks of BM cash. Thank you Crimson and DaveX for being gentle on our first time, you really did make us feel special. But I hear you asking, "what does this mean to me, the rabid fire-gnome fan?" Well, mostly that if you go to the big dusty this summer you will get to see the geegnome firing with frightening regularity 'All-Week-Long'(tm); thanks for asking you self-centered git. Once that first check clears we will be off to market for casting supplies, so if you want to see how a 5 foot high, 350 lb almunium gnome is made, well... so do we!

The gnomes are among us!

Our first real life gnome, brought to us by Josh! YAY, he shall sit on my TV until our first gnomist meeting where he shall magically appear!