Friday, April 24, 2009

Gnome Plumbing/Regulators/Solenoids ordered! The moon and stars aligned, the checks cleared, the flamingo entrails foretold it an opportune time on the commodities market as pegged to a basket of human and gnomic currencies...and the trigger was pulled. Next comes the screwing....together... of the parts. In other fantastic news Rockstar Margret used her superpowers to obtanium us 100 gallons of MeOH from the Coachella fuel dump. Oh happy day indeed, The gnomes will be drinking lAMbruSCO tonight!

Friday, April 10, 2009

JDV has returned from Top Secret negotiations with the Gnome representatives at an undisclosed location in the Poconos of Pennsylvania. Wait does that count as disclosure? Anyway lets just say nobody puts Gnomie in the corner.